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Crazy Stories...

This is the page where all our characters will tell you a crazy story.... A true life, Crazy Story....

     And Guess What, The T-I-T Gang Want to hear your true life Crazy story...

                              Go for it, Write a funny True life Crazy Story:

It Can Be Rude But Not Crude..... And we will share it with our Readers....

                                                                                 So Grab a pen, Write                                                                                              Your Glen....

In 1996 Boot Ball Chum went down to Bogna Regis "South of England" for Employment at Butlins to work in the Fun swimming Pools, as he is a qualified Swimming Instructor... Anyway, this is a great job for any youngster or even any middle aged being... Lots of fun and Excitement... We trained every couple of Days in the Wavepool, which is very hard in swim training areas... Anyway, Boot Ball Chum managed to gain a sharing room with a friend, which we will not mention, as you will read in a minute why...

Two tall figures where their on Enrolment day.. These two tall figures were given a room to share... Anyway it turned out these two tall figure were Soldiers "From The Guards" on the Run from their regiment as their regiment was being posted to the 1st Iraqi war.... These two Guys were not Cowards, I would like to point this out." Anyway, one early evening, the Police turned up to check the list of Employees.. They noticed one of the names and he was quickly Arrested for desertion... Anyway a couple of Days later, the tallest of the two, who was over six feet and very good at football and came from Newcastle, Asked Boot Ball Chum if he would like to move into the Room, as Boot ball chum shared one of the cottages with 5 others which was a bit over crowded... So Boot Ball Chum moved in... Anyway, the International European Championships Came to England... And The Big Geordie said to Boot Ball Chum "Do you want to go and watch The Semi Between England and Germany today" as it was our day off and the others had to work... So Boot Ball Chum said "I Ok"... About six of us would go on our days of to a cool local, where their was Benches and Chairs outside as well as a couple of Pool Tables and a cool lounge... Boot Ball Chum and the guys would go regular to play pool." Anyway, the small trip came with a challenge... Now we were both skint and could only afford a pint each.. And this is what Big Geordie said to Boot Ball Chum....

    "I Bet you a pint, that if the Germans Score you don't Cheer and throw your pint." So Boot Ball Chum says... " I Ok "...

AS we both Entered, the game had just kicked of and we managed to buy our pint within the first minute and found a place to stand at the back with a railing to lean on.. with another 20 guys at the Back of us... Anyway as we settled England had been awarded a Penalty... Shearer graces the ball, one-nil England... The Pub was in an uproar, with pints flying with ecstatic Joy... 400 to 500 hundred England pub fans all had to start buying their pints again and only after 3mins.. Anyway Big Geordie and Boot Ball Chum Couldn't afford to throw our pints in the Air but we both Cheered... Anyway, on the 15th minute Kuntz of Germany Scores... Total silence, Apart from Boot Ball Chum who cheers so loud, that the Pub went into slow motion as Every England fan in the Pub slowly turned around towards Boot Ball Chum... Boot Ball Chum Couldn't afford to fling his pint in the air and had only taken a couple of sips, but Big Geordie, Ran Out of the Pub and never came back in... England went on to lose 6-5 in a Shoot out... Anyway before the England fans could think Boot Ball Chum Quickly finished his pint and walked out the door... As he walked out Big Geordie was sitting on one of the Garden Benches.... As they walked back towards the Butlins Camp, Big Geordie Places his are around little Boot Ball Chum and says, "You are one lucky B------ ,... And as they both continued to walk having a laugh, all of a sudden... Crash boom sound came from behind... As Boot Ball Chum and Big Geordie looked behind towards the Bogna Pub, someone from the pub was picking up some garden furniture and throwing it through the Pubs Giant Window..... The thing is the Big Geordie still owes Boot Ball Chum a pint.... So if your out their, Contact Boot Ball Chum on email at Drew71@Live.co.uk   You owe Boot Ball Chum two pints for having to wait over 20yrs for that Pint......  

Chummy Cid Story: True as well! 

               This story is told in Remembrance of Biker Dickie......

 Chummy Cid's, Father was a Fire Officer...."CHUMMY BOB"... 

One day, when Chummy Cid was twelve years old,, his father "Chummy Bob" brought back from work a fireman's engine light, "The Type that Flashes on the Big Red Engine..." Here lads, "Chummy Bob shouted to his two Young sons" "Come outside, to the car, in the garden. I want to show you guys something!... Both his sons, Chummy Cid and Big Bob, raced outside to the car.... "Big Bob" is Chummy Cids Big Brother."

Chummy Bob showed his two young sons the fireman's light, where he placed the magnetic base to the top of the hood then attached the wires to the old cigarette lighter department in the car,,, Chummy Cid and Big Bob were amazed... "Right Guys, im going to put it up in the attack... Chummy Bob Said"    

 The Next Day as Big Bob went to school, he met his best mate, Biker Dickie..!. Dickie had left school two years before and was Big Bobs best friend... and always drove around in his Harley or his Fiesta... Big Bob told Dickie about the Light his father had brought home the day before.... "Ok" Dickie said, "Shimmy down the drain pipe tonight, you and Chummy, at twelve,,, We will go a Driving, C-I-D Style....." That night Big Bob and Chummy Cid shimmed down the train pipe outside their bedroom and met Dickie outside the garden in his red fiesta... The Three youths drove out to the Paisley Rd West, Glasgow.... This is when they started to flag cars down for speeding on the road that went on for a few miles.... They would place the light on the hood then Dickie hit the peddle as the Blue Fireman's light flashed... "This light had been taken out the attack a few hours before..... As the cars stopped and the light Flashed at the back of the speeding cars boot... Dickie and Big Bob got out the car and walked slowly side to side of the drivers seat and the passengers seat.. As the driver pulled down the window, Dickie Flashed an old wallet in front of the drivers eyes, then quickly placed it back in his top pocket, as he said, in a firm voice... You've been copped... you're being done for speeding... But i will give you a chance, take the ticket or an on the spot fine... £10 QUID.... The Next Few weeks were Epic.... One Night, Big Bob Says to Chummy Cid, "Are you comin, Dickie's outside waiting..." "No not tonight Big Bob, Knackered..." "Ok, im away, see you when i collect the Fines,",,,,,,,,

 "Ok, Big Bob," Chummy Cid whispered... Three Hours Later, theirs a Chap on Chummy Bob's Door....   As Chummy Bob answered the door, he received the shock of his life...

"Evening all" Chummy Plod said,, as he presented Big Bob by the Ear to Mr Chummy Bob... Chummy Bob was in shock... "Is this your son, Mr Chummy" Chummy Plod Asked Chummy Bob...."Ehhh, yes" Chummy Bob Replied in crusty lip... "Is this your light" Chummy Plod continued... "Ehhhh, Yeh." Chummy Bob Started to shake in anger,,, "Are you a fireman" Chummy Plod stared in stern brow as he asked the question.... "Ehhhh Yeh," Chummy Bob's crown is starting to steam. "Do You REALISE YOU COULD LOSE YOUR JOB...." Chummy Plod POINTED OUT....  !EH, NOW I DO... CHUMMY Bob said as his grip around Big Bob's throat started to tighten.... "I will turn an eye this time, But see this one," he said while pointing to the police car and at Dickie sitting in the Back Seat... "He's not going to be so lucky"... Chummy Cid is still searching for Big Bob's bones in the back garden... Anyway, this is what started the Chum gang... That year... was a good year..., And within a couple of years, The Traffic police were Enforcing an on the spot fine for speeding... Amazing how Dickie's exploits eventually went all the way to governmental rulings....  THIS STORY IS FROM THE CHUMMY Files........

True story, Chummy Style.......  

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