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True Story Five: From the Archives of Misery Chum...

 This is on the Subject of Racism... And before we start I would just like to say, a racist is a being who is jealous, a person who brain washes, who likes to control others time... Who makes up their own rules of pattern... A being that isn't intelligent enough to place their own mask on their facial features and in all honesty Human.... Anyway now that I have got that out of the way... A friend came to me years ago for counselling after he was arrested for being a racist... And this is Exactly what happened... His name is Omar and he was given this name by one of the Mullers of the Domes, despite being a sun worshipper.. H was given the name because the Dome recognised him as a Mask.. In the Domes, ALL are welcome,, Christians, Hindus, Seeks, Catholics, Protestants etc.. Even for a cup of Coffee or a wee chat... Omar was Given a present of their Holy Book, The Koran... To which he was very Honoured... One day in his warm flat, on a very hot summers day in Glasgow.. He decided to go and buy a bottle of Cider as he only had a couple of pound left until pay day... He went back up to his flat where he started to read the Holy Koran,,, He is a writer and has had a collection of Holy books for reference  ... He was reading and it became warmer after a couple of cups so he decided to open the window... When he went to open the window.. The Window would only open as far as you stretching from the bottom of your palm to your pinky and when he began to open it for it to stay open the latch was Broken, so he decided to hold the window until he found something else by jamming it open with the Koran... It held and as he turned to go and look for something else it fell two stories in front of Shoppers... Within five minutes as he was putting a top on the door went. And when he opened the door two police men where standing their.. They didn't give him a chance to explain it was an accident, they cuffed him to the back, crunching his wrists.. And as they walked down stairs without allowing him to put a jumper or tshirt on they picked him up by the back of the elbows with the arms being forced up the back as well as lifting him off the ground so he couldnt touch the steps.. When they dragged him to the police car, in front of everyone, they opened the Back door of the police car and slammed his throat against the top of the car... A Guy from the Crowd walked up and shouted, are you ok... Omar replied its ok, stay out of it... He was driven to the station and charged,, He couldn't get an Honest lawyer, so he plead Guilty and was fined... Now is that a racist, or maybe its a racist that lived upstairs.... Omar said this, as they flung me in head first at least I managed to kick one of them in, you know where with the back of my foot....   

True Story four: From the Archives of Misery Chum...

Their was a Patient that came to my attention, he came with what I would say a disturbed emotional mind... Now don't get me wrong, he knew his emotions of mind, he wasn't confused or anything in what I would say was a natural Breakdown, more angry but not angry I will explain... And this is how Dummy Chummy "Chummy Dummy's twin Brother, NewsCaster for the Daily Bitches News studios"ended up in the TIT Street Looney Bin Surgery...            

I lived in this small flat, it was a Place called Bridgeton, sadly a run down place with an old Cinema building falling apart and a Bandstand which was also run down... I used to take walks at night to the Local Garage where a young female was serving at nights on her own... I spoke to her for a few months then I asked her if she wanted to come around to my flat one night, which to my surprise she said "OK".. We ended up going to bed with each other but within the first 5mins I knew something wasn't right, the nipples were different and to be honest I couldnt kind of Bring myself  to extend, you know, the telescope... Anyway we got dressed and we said our good byes... Anyway a couple of weeks or so later we decide to meet up again at my flat, and yet again, it didn't work but this time she hinted that her father had left her money and she had spent it on an operation... She left and I put two and two together... She was a man who had had a full sex operation... I wasn't confused or anything like that.. I remember thinking to myself.. Well at least I had tried it and now I know I am full Hetro... We still spoke, but one day I walked past her flat and could hear her shouting and Bawling... I knew it was her and her on and off long term Boyfriend, which she wasn't with when we got together... Anyway I remember thinking again at that time, she hasn't told him about the op and maybe at the back of their minds, this was the problem, her anxieties and his, at the back of his mind of, could she be he... Anyway we met up one more time at her flat just for a chat and we listened to music... She knew I knew and she respected this at last... She was a nice person and I felt sorry for her... About two tears later I moved to another flat, anyway my flat mate was also Gay but male and sadly HIV Positive... He was a great guy and a good laugh.. One day we went to the hospital as he was going through allot of treatments, as he would pass out in the street and things like that... It was a hospital connected to an emergency unit and I decided to wait for him in the waiting room area... As I sat I was shocked as the woman I had met in Bridgeton walked in... She had a very bad Black Eye and other Bruising... We spoke for about five minutes before she was taken into see the Doctor.. I said to myself, She hasn't told her boyfriend or she just had.... Now, although she was a nice person, it still didn't disguise the fact that she should have told me and her boyfriend.. It can be classified as a type of rape as well as not letting anybody know if they are in danger of aids, which you can be arrested for, for attempted murder if not murder... This is how my flat mate caught HIV, he slept with a man who had HIV but couldn't find him to prosecute him for passing on the virus to him... I am angry it is Rape if not told....

Misery Chum: This is a very disturbing Case as it is sexually motivated Disguise of Rape... Beings who go for these operations are Physiologically monitored, so I blame the Psychologists as well as the female in Question... It is Rape, and a disgusting way in sexual manner... It gives others a Bad name who have true feelings in mixed emotions, to which governments should educate the public.. You might get off having sex with a straight but does the straight get off... No, that's why their is Hetro and Bio... Its Natural in Goldfish, others as well, Horses, sheep etc... But man and woman you cannot trust when it comes to sex.... Disgusting, just for a quick notch on the belt.... Reminding you that when you get to mask level orgasms are allot longer.. So I can easily say, Some have messed that right up for ever, ever finding out..  

Dummy Chummy said one more thing... Im not angry but I am angry... It is rape and not only physical rape but mental rape... And makes other gays who don't have the same sexual perversion look bad.... But as I have said, at least I have tried it and it wasn't to my taste.... And I do hope the person in question sorts their own Brain out, instead of Rape intent.... 

 

True story Three: From the Archives of Misery Chum...

Misery Chum:  One Night, A Young man was Brought into the ward by the Police... He was Bruised all over his face... And he had Strangulation bruising all around his Neck... He was taken into a quite room where three police officers Guarded him... He was distraught and very upset... One of the Doctors on call persuaded him to take a sedative to calm him down and after half hour or so he was taken to a ward bed... It was the night Celtic played in their first UFA Cup Final in Over twenty Years... The Next day he was shown into my surgery Room within the ward... I could easily see the marks on his face and the strangulation marks around his neck... I Introduced myself, and he told me his name... He still seemed distraught but in quiet control... We sat for a few quite moments, I thought this was the best way to tackle what ever happened... I began.. What happened, please tell me what happened to your face and Neck... After a pause, he began in Quite tones... I lived in this House where the landlord and landlady lived in the Basement house.. 7 Other residents lived in this Old Dukes type of mansion... The first year was quiet and at least half decent... But they never place a lock on my door... The old man, the landlord once walked into my room and he walked in as I was in front of the door and he leapt out to try and strangle me... I shouted "hey what are you doing" I stopped him and then everything was Ok.. He apologised.. Another time Items where going missing from my room.. He said and she said they would put a lock on my door... Another time, I had my gas fire on and fell asleep.. The next morning, lucky I woke up because I noticed the Gas had been switched of and if I hadn't woken up, they might have switched it back on when I was still asleep and I would have been gassed... I quickly Ran to another room to ask the resident if his gas was off... It was and he had just woke up... That man has always claimed I saved his life... The landlord said he switched it off to save bills, but was always bragging he had lots of rent Checks he didn't need to cash in... These people were and still are nasty people... Anyway their was this resident whom I asked if he could help me move, because I had had enough and had secured other premises... I walked up to this mans room door at half time of the Celtic Cup Final and chapped... He answered, I only went up to ask if he was going to help me on sunday to move as I had asked him before and he said he would... I bought a bottle of cider to watch the game that nigh, I don't usually Drink and I can easily say that I have only drunk, in my lifetime less than 6months of drink in my 50years... At that time I was 34... Anyway as I walked into the room after he opened it... As I walked in wardrobes where about two feet away from the door and it was a tight squeeze to get into the Room.. As I walked past the wardrobes at an angle, the man who had his back to me waling into the clear part of the room, suddenly turned around and flicked his fist into my face, as I placed my hand up to my face to protect myself, he jumped on my back, hitting me as hard as he could.. I fell onto the floor, where he continued to punch and strangle me with my football shirt and hands... I tried to get up, but was taken by surprise... He turned me around where he continued to strangle and punch me... I passed out.... When I woke up, I was sitting in a chair downstairs in my room.... I remember just as I woke up the door be banged and someone shouting its the police... I thought someone had called the police, thinking he was going to be arrested, but instead they arrested me... They police not only punched me but they couldn't put the cuffs on tight enough and continued to tighten them and tighten them... "Misery Chum" SI-FI Chum will explain at a later date what this does when this happens... Patient: And I have ended up here... I will promise one thing... Everyone connected to this... From the 1st house to the 2nd house and the beings that continued the runs of time on my life, because this and these perverts ran time on my life as I lay their... Are going to HELL, OK!......

Misery Chum: I took diagrams of this man injuries, which where horrendous... I have taken notes of this mans case... And I have done so, for a few reasons... One, No one should be placed in a mental health ward by the police... Under certain Mental Health acts, the patient must see a doctor and a lawyer must accompany them... You cant just throw someone into a mental health ward because you don't like them, or because they wont sleep with you or just because you don't like the way they think... Man and woman should not be Raping someone's thoughts.... TWO, The police have allot to answer for in this case... Just because someone is famous or trying to be famous don't suck them up... Because your the ones that are also being sent to hell... I said to this young man, that if at anytime he finds a lawyer that will do their jobs properly then I would support the young man in his fight for justice... But this is Britain, WHICH IS JUST AS CORRUPT AS ANY OTHER COUNTRY ON THIS EARTH....

The young man had one more thing to say.... "TRUST ME, I WILL SEE YOU ALL SOON..." 

Misery Chum: This is the problem with the mental health act... Man uses it to their own devices, Instead of healing the mind, they pollute the system... This young man is a strong Individual... I believe in healing of the mind and I will tell other Psychiatrists, don't think you are Gods, of any tan... Your just Bare Bottle Beings that have helped abuse the system to your own means..... Bare Bottle Beings.....

(True story TWO: from the Misery Chum Archives)

Misery Chum...... Over my thirty years as a doctor of the mind, one case burns in my mind, with a young father being placed in our care... The day before he arrived at the hospital an horrific event took place that would shock the city as well as the staff at tit street mental health ward.

The young man sat on his chair, in front of me in my office.. His tears had already stained his face. He was a man in his early forties. After a sip of water he began to tell his story..... My son left the house late morning.. It was a wet drizzel cloudy morning... He left to go into town and visit some friends... The way i have been told the story by the police is that my son was walking along the street and a car came speeding along the road. as it sped past him, water from the road began to spray upon him, so he kicked out after the car had past  and shouted at the driver... The car suddenly stopped and reversed back towards him... Two men and one woman got out of the car... One of the men opened the boot of the car.. Then with my son screaming, the two men and the woman picked up my son and throw him in the boot... They then sped off.... A few hours later they found my sons burnt out body in a rubbish dump... When asked by the police officers why had they burnt the boy alive, they simply said, dont know. We felt like it at the time..... Misery chum...... its sad when you look at our rich leaders and governments. They dont seem to care of rape and murder in this country... Makes me wonder who won the war... In London they have opened a special ward for woman that are about to give birth, these woman were raped and the children are going to be born as a child of rape... We cannot tell how many numbers of children in the history of man have been born to rape... Yet our Governments dont do anything about it. Do our Rich men that control our governments not realise, their grand children might not be their Grand Children... If woman do not reveal who their attackers are, why does the Government not give the victims the truth Drug... Soon in this country it will be legal to have sex outside with a two year old... Its already practically legal to take life... Soon they will be giving you bonus packages of two weeks in Ibiza with a discount on the air fare... I think we should all stand up and applaud our Rich families, our Governments, our intellegient media, our brainy Royal lines and our really intellegient pyciatrist. Oh and really Brainy lawyers... Yeh keep going, your future children have allot to look forward too.... Thank you and Merry Christmas.... We all look forward to yet another murderous and rapist year 2017.... And yet again, you wont have to have a reason for doing so!

    Misery Chum will tell you true stories taken from her "Looney Bin" Surgery: TIT Streets "looney Bin" Surgery... She Has been head medical officer for "The looney Bin" Surgery for over thirty Yrs... 

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TIT Streets "looney Bin" Surgery studios:

     Misery Chum: Miss Squeezy Squeeze could you please ask our first Client in....

Miss Squeezy Squeeze: Yes Mam,,,

                                 This is Chum Bum "Rabbit". t-i-t streets down and out, He was brought in 3weeks ago: He has had a mental Break Down and has been resting under medication here at the "looney Bin".

He has been on 25mg of Quetipine. He is wanting to talk about his experiences...

Misery Chum: Ok, thank you Miss Squeezy Squeeze...

               Please sit down Chum Bum and make yourself comfortable.    Would you like some water or a coffee..

Chum Bum: No, im fine thank you.....

Misery Chum: When you are ready, please feel free to tell me whats on your mind:

Chum Bum: My exwife and i were really good friends. Even when we split up after ten years of maraige, we were still best of friends. She met someone else to love and i had to except it,. I really liked her knew choice of man and the three of us would get together for a meal and a drink from time to time... They were happy. And because she was happy, i was happy.... One afternoon She phoned to see if i wanted to join her and her new man for a couple of drinks: So i agreed,,, I admit we all had a bit to drink and as we walked home after a night in one of the Glasgow Bars, We began a talk in a philosophical manner crossing the Clyde on one of the Glasgow Bridges... tera said with a laugh, how about, since you two cant swim.. You both jump in the Clyde from this Bridge and see if you both survive. And if you dont survive, the one that has gone to the other side, let me know what happened to this earth.....

"Silent pause"

Chum Bum: Things got a wee bit out of hand, and tera's new man began to challenge me to jump in the Clyde and swim to the Other Side.. Before i knew it, we were both on top of the railings of the Bridge and we both shouted one, two, three. The next thing i new, i woke up in hospital. I woke up a couple of days later in the royal.. They told me a few days later tera had been sent here to the tit street "looney Bin". 

Could you please tell me what happened, because when i found out she committed suicide the day after she was released from this very ward, my brain fell down. I started to hear her voice but it wasnt me she was calling to........ To find out her new boyfriend drowned that night in the Clyde River, then she commits suicide after release from hospital. I Know the ward held a service for her because she was liked in this ward... Is their anything you could tell me about her last days Misery Chum... I need to know, she has left her friend in lonesome pain, thats the only way i can explain how i feel.... 

Misery Chum: Im going to tell you straight Bum Chum, I think thats the best thing i can do... Tera was some character, the whole ward, nurses and clients liked tera. She was monitored in her room for 10 days before she was able to join the rest of the ward.... She was vibrant and cheery, when we told her about her boyfriend not surviving the jump, she kept her same fun character with a smile... It wasnt until after her death one of our male patients told one of the nurses. She was a cool character, we got on well, so well we were going to meet in the toilet but decided to meet in the lounge. As we kissed on the floor in front of the Settee three nurses burst into the lounge and told us to part... I Dont know what to say, the male patient said... How do i explain that one to others! I didnt go to the service that they held in the ward for her... I didnt think i needed to explain to her.... I knew she wanted to take her own life and at first i tried to change her mind, i only knew her for three or four days, then the next day they told me she had taken her life into the next. What can I say.... How can i explain that to her x husband although it was her new boyfriend that past over to the other side..... And Then She wanted her last kiss from me... Jeso i think all she wanted was her own jumpers......

Misery Chum: Im very sorry for your heartache... Your Friendship was strong and always will be.. You have to remember one important key in this story., Shock has played a big role, in this part of your own storyboard. The Plot line has been cruel! The Romance of the story is the kiss. Although you maybe not see it like this, but she clearly had it in her mind to take her own life, and i would more than suggest that the kiss in the lounge in front of a couch, could have been her representation in mind, she was standing on a plinth. She wanted to jump again. tera wanted to jump to catch her boyfiend. The kiss with the young man was her way of saying goodbye. You dont mention to say if she had alot of friends.... It was nice of the hospital to have a service for her. But I have to Say... It was to early for her to be released from hospital. She clearly was not of sound mind. The Young Man told us, that he had spent the last four days with her in the ward and she spoke calmly of taking her own life.... He stated, she was a lovely person, really nice character. I couldnt believe what she had told me about her boyfriend, a joke, turned into a drunken dare.. She was always calm in nature for the four days that i had known her. It has devasted me. I didnt know whether to speak to a nurse, to be honest with you, i didnt see the signs. I just thought, she would heal.

Misery Chum... She was aloud to go home from hospital too early. The mind is a mystery. Each being is an individual and although we can place characters in files of similar structures, Each Individual has their own temprement of DNA. Shock is the key Shock is the silent shadow of a jackal. Shock can be laughter, it can be a grin, it could be a reaction, it could be anger. tera confused the doctors, not deliberately but with her own character. The Emotional Advice i can only give you is, you have to come to terms in two areas.. One, She did not love you, but clearly has friendship in mind on the otherside for you.... 2, You will have to fill you life up with interests.. What ever interests you in life is your strength, lack of interests, is your weakness in life. A woman is out their for you but do not compare or listen to stories in your mind... It is always wise to strengthen your character by living on your own as a male, with woman i would say it is always better to live with friends, but in your case i feel you have to learn to live with yourself first, learn your interests, learn what being you are. I feel this because i feel you are depending on tera in death to much. It is now time for you to learn about life and character of yourself. Then, and only then will you be strong enough to guide yourself and female attraction will be attracted to you for this. Some woman are put off by the individual man who can look after themselves "this is a weakness in woman, always looking for the weee boy rather than the man, but the wise woman arent, because wise woman know strength to strength brings equality as well as the old saying, Behind every great Man is an even greater Woman!"

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